Strawberry Booty
kingcheddarxvii:

Sometimes I think I should spend more time on gaming websites like IGN but then

kingcheddarxvii:

Sometimes I think I should spend more time on gaming websites like IGN but then

thetimeisneveright:

merlinannblack:

california-song:

merlinannblack:

zaynmaliksucks:

this is where i live
awesome


this means I could be pregnant in Arizona, no? 

AM I PREGNANT????

LIKE, DOESN’T THIS TECHNICALLY MEAN THAT ANY WOMAN CAPABLE OF PREGNANCY IS PREGNANT ALL OF THE TIME? 
BECAUSE YOU DON’T REALLY KNOW WHEN SEX IS GOING TO HAPPEN SOMETIMES, NO? 
SO EVERYONE’S ALWAYS PREGGO. 
SO YES. 
YOU’RE PREGNANT. 


schrödinger’s fetus


How does that even make logical sense, >:|

thetimeisneveright:

merlinannblack:

california-song:

merlinannblack:

zaynmaliksucks:

this is where i live

awesome

this means I could be pregnant in Arizona, no? 

AM I PREGNANT????

LIKE, DOESN’T THIS TECHNICALLY MEAN THAT ANY WOMAN CAPABLE OF PREGNANCY IS PREGNANT ALL OF THE TIME? 

BECAUSE YOU DON’T REALLY KNOW WHEN SEX IS GOING TO HAPPEN SOMETIMES, NO? 

SO EVERYONE’S ALWAYS PREGGO. 

SO YES. 

YOU’RE PREGNANT. 

schrödinger’s fetus

How does that even make logical sense, >:|

fuckyeahlokispenis:

SCREAMS AT THE ARCTIC FOX TAG

gravlurd-neetoe:

tell me more 


):

gravlurd-neetoe:

tell me more 

):

During night time in my house:

what would happen if i didnt have a blanket…

when i walk by the hall…

when i got to the livingroom…

when i go to the kitchen …

when i walk by stuffed animals …

thats why i never get out of bed during night.

true story.