Strawberry Booty

eilyn-chan:

panem-is-everywhere:

THIS IS WHY THE INTERNET WAS CREATED. THIS WINS ALL THE AWARDS.

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2shayster2:


Can we just… look at this paragraph. Right here. This paragraph.

“Indeed, if anyone had a shot at the Katniss role, it would be Santorum: the scrappy underdog who entered the arena heavily outgunned and wound up charming the audience with his passion, ingenuity, and fierce will to survive. This is precisely the sort of inspirational, irresistible against-all-odds victory from which blockbuster fiction is made.”


Rick Santorum is not Katniss Everdeen.
 

Katniss Everdeen is a young woman brave enough to volunteer for her sister in a fight to the death she doesn’t expect to survive. She’s a flawed individual who knows her own shortcomings but also her strengths, and she is an individual who, despite those shortcomings, steps up into the role of The Mockingjay and helps to overthrow the oppressive Capitol to create equality throughout Panem.

Rick Santorum is a racist, sexist, and homophobic man who believes in (the unconstitutional) fusion of church and state, and who wants to pass laws limiting the rights of anyone who is not a cisgendered white male like himself.