Strawberry Booty
*picks you up, smooths you out and draws a pretty picture of a cute girl on you because i am 1000% sure that is what you are.*

uh-oh, looks like I’m friends with another DORKUS

man up until “because that’s what i feel like” i thought this would be a binglybong cuttlefish joke.

I think i missed an opportunity here

becomes a crumbled up piece of paper because thats what i feel like

lays down and dies